That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.
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"If you think education is expensive try ignorance." - Derek Bok
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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How to get friendzoned :
1. Be nice.
2. The end.
1. Be nice.
2. The end.
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Does running out of money count as exercise?
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn`t do than by the things you did do.
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After I was born the Doctor had to slap my ass to get me breathing, I was so pissed after that I didn`t speak to anyone for almost two years
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Our generation is messed up when it comes to trust, loyalty, and relationships.
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Keep Calm and smile like a weirdo.
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Skipping breakfast can cause you to gain weight. This tricks your brain into thinking you want higher-calorie foods later in the day
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