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You know their ugly when their icon is an egg or a celebrity.
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The awkward moment when your doing something weird in a restaurant and the waiter sees you!
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Music is literally the only thing that keeps me awake in the morning ...
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I pretty much spend all day just looking forward to go back to sleep #tired #sleep
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"Just stop, for a minute and smile" - Jessie J
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Hello Friday you beautiful bastard
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The awkward moment when you have 500 songs on your iPod and don`t have anything that you want to listen to
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I say I`ll get up in five minutes, every five minutes.
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I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian. Lesbihonest here, she`s clearly not getting anywhere with guys.
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The awkward moment you realize that you`ve done something weird !
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