DID YOU KNOW? You can`t snore & dream at the same time
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Whenever you`re sad just remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade
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can I get a scholarship for eating?
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"Ill take a vodka." "Sir, this is McDonalds." "Ok, I`ll take a McVodka... and supersize it."
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the ultimate test of self control , sitting next to bubble wrap and leaving it alone.
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Every girl knows that one annoying guy constantly asking "So when we gonna chill?"
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Sometimes I wonder if trees harbor resentment toward us for being able to do roundhouse kicks.
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Saying "EA Sports, it`s in the game" Along with the guy who says it...
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women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food!
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why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”
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