Bad luck status: Meets a small town girl living in a lonely world. Doesn`t take the midnight train.
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Losers quit when they`re tired. Winners quit when they`ve won.
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If you`re having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It is now worth $59,565,410,309.
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Oxygen and Magnesium together!? OMg!
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
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My love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight.
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That moment when you say, "Just kidding"..... But you`re actually dead serious.
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"Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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We`ve created the greatest tool in the history of mankind: The INTERNET. We`re just missing one last component. *uploads first cat pic*
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When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
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