Facebook status
*falls into trashcan*
nice. so good to finally be home.
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I don`t regret the things i`ve done, but those i did not do.
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it`s so cute when a guy is super proud of the girl he`s with & posts pictures of her & with her & just likes to show her off & brag u know
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my hobbies:
- switching between the same three apps for hours
- imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
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pro tip: when people ask you a stupid question, reply with a stupid answer
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person: calm down
me: I was calm but now i`m going to throw this entire desk at you
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That awkward moment When your mom asks "when are you going to get your grades up"
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Girls learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier, and tend to read quicker than boys.
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*accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago*
me: nonononononononononono
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Everyone has a story.
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