restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away.
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LIKE IF: sometimes when I find something funny, instead of laughing I just breath a little bit more out of my nose than normal
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"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." - Andy Warhol
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We’re all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
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If beer, coffee, or a nap can’t cure it, you’ve got a serious problem.
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80% of people who graduate from High School but don`t attend College, never read another book in their entire life. Like if you`re in this 80% .
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Members of Maroon 5: - Adam Levine -???? ?????? -???? ?????? -???? ?????? -???? ??????
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Go ahead and doubt me. I promise I`ll prove you wrong.
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Bad luck status: Gets dumped by Taylor Swift, Doesn`t get a break-up song.
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Bad luck status: Wears Nike Shoes. Can`t do it.
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