"People do not change, they are merely revealed." - Anne Enright
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Dad: "Those people on Twitter are going to come to your house and rape you." Me: "Dad, they barley ever leave their room."
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"Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play." - Heraclitus
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Not sure if my parents wanted kids... or slaves.
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It`s actually impossible for my room to stay clean longer than 24 hours
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Like if you think girls with dimples are attractive.
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That awkward moment when someone asks you how old are you, and you have to think about it for a second.
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Meaning of LOL: Before: Laughing Out Loud.
Now: Lack Of Laughter.
Now: Lack Of Laughter.
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If you search "askew" in Google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise.
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Before you judge me... Make sure you`re perfect.
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