Changing your password and then instantly forgetting it.
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Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they`re fighting over the world`s last Oreo.
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i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
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Is it just me or does sneezing while driving seem like a near death experience every time?
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How does Dora even get that t-shirt to fit over her head? That looks physically impossible.
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Sometimes when I`ll find out the actual lyrics to a song I discover that I like my version better.
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Those awesome random fights between Peter Griffin and that big-ass chicken.
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The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
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relationship status: eating
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Boy: Hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk? *gives girl his hand*
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