I love myself as well as my boyfriend God bless me how can I thank him?
-Cornelia
Facebook status
A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot.
-unknown
If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people
-unknown
I might look calm, but in my head I`ve punched you three times.
-unknown
Can`t dance?
Spell your name,
in the air,
with your butt.
Boom! Next problem.
Spell your name,
in the air,
with your butt.
Boom! Next problem.
-unknown
Me: omg i hate this song!
----------2 days later---------
Me: *singing the song*
----------2 days later---------
Me: *singing the song*
-unknown
How to get friendzoned : 1. Be nice. 2. The end.
-unknown
I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
-unknown
When my fridge is empty so is my heart.
-unknown
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
-unknown