Zombies eat brains, you`re safe.
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It`s literally impossible for a man to walk by a pull-up bar without attempting to do one and saying "I`m so outta shape bro."
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Never give up on something you really want. It`s difficult to wait, but worse to regret
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That depressing moment when you`re bored of every song on your phone.
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That awkward moment when you`re supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.
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I would die [on temple run] for you.
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Fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. ilke fi yuo aer smrat adn raed tihs croretcly.
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"If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone." - Maxwell Maltz
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My mind says homework but my heart says INTERNET.
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Only your best friend understands that when you say "I saw my boyfriend today" you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist
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