That moment when you don’t know the answer in class but act as you know it. :/
-Harjeet
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Is there a way to send little sisters to... maybe... I don`t know... a land far, far , far away?
-Hannah
GIRL: "Dad, I am lesbian."
SISTER: "Me too dad."
DAD: "Doesn`t anyone like guys here!?"
SON: "I do."
DAD: -_-
SISTER: "Me too dad."
DAD: "Doesn`t anyone like guys here!?"
SON: "I do."
DAD: -_-
-unknown
the secret is to listen to more music and less advice.
-unknown
Who else had one of those pens with five colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?
-unknown
You know you`re bored when all you do is eat.
-unknown
You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
-unknown
I farted in the Apple store the other day and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don`t have Windows.
-unknown
Year 8`s hanging around town with their scooters make me laugh
-unknown
An iPhone with the durability of a Nokia brick please
-unknown