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All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat.If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you...
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If you can`t win, lose like a champion.
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You can`t keep messing with someone`s feelings just because you`re unsure of your own.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don`t have to.
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Did you Know ?
Humans have no sense of smell while sleeping.
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Did you Know ? ‏
People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
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Did you Know ?
Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys.
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I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
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I can`t wait for it to be summer. No school, no worries, long nights and amazing memories.
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How it should be:
M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸
T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸
W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸
T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸
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