Reasons why I`m fat:
1) I eat when I`m bored.
2) I`m bored all the time.
1) I eat when I`m bored.
2) I`m bored all the time.
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"Being still and doing nothing are two different things." - The Karate Kid
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You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
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One does not simply order Subway without saying "ummm".
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I hate when people spell things wrong in their tweets, it`s like... are you even educatid?
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you judge everyone, yet you ask them not to judge you.
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That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you.
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Fellas: Ask her how her day was. If it was bad, cheer her up. If it was good, make it even better
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that one person everyone loves and you’re just like w
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Bros before hoes, not bros over your girlfriend.
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