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When people ask why I`m single Me:
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I wonder if caterpillars know they`re gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like `why am I doing this`.
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Sometimes when I lay in bed at night... I push the sides of my pillow up to my face and pretend I`m a taco.
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You haven`t experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn`t ticklish.
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You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.
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That awkward moment of preparation before stepping on the escalator.
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Forgiveness is the trait that is most strongly linked to happiness.
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Don`t love too soon.
Don`t trust too fast.
Don`t judge too soon.
Don`t quit too early.
Don`t expect too high.
Don`t talk too much.
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Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn`t do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.
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It has been seen that there is a considerable drop in the levels of stress hormones after a good laughing session.
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