when I die, I want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often.
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It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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being skinny might be nice but pizza is nicer.
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Did you know? You emotionally bond with the people you sing with.
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“Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be.” — braham Lincoln
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Smartest way to say I don`t know, "I hesitate to articulate for the fact that I may deviate from the highest standards."
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I get ignored so much, people call me terms and conditions.
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"Orgasnom" is the term used to describe the chills you get after eating something extremely delicious.
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If I call you "babe", you`re mine.
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Don’t change yourself just to make someone love you, be yourself & let the right one fall for you.
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