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why is it I barely have signal in my house but the f**king Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??
-unknown
We were put on this earth to discover our purpose. Every one of us. And those who know their purpose are the ones who are truly free
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"GET UP!" "I am up!" *goes back to sleep*
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"I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door. I`ve had you so many times but somehow I want more" - Maroon 5
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I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
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Did you know Music is used by 88% of people daily to escape stress.
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Mornings = Laziness.
Afternoon = Dying for a rest.
Night = Can`t sleep.

Like if you agree...
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I could really eat a muffin if I could peel it. :)
-Jasmine
Always wrong persons teaches you the right lesson of life.
-Fahad
"I trust you" is better than "I love you" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust!
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