Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you’re the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies.
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Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone`s front camera, instant depression.
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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw then shit gets real.
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Does anyone ever see things in their dreams and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple seconds?
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Well.. enough about me, let`s talk about you. What`s your favorite thing about me?
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Text a girl ``hey beautiful`` and trust me, you could make her whole day.
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I don`t have a "type" I go after. If I find you attractive and fun to be around then you`re my type.
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I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.
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Love the life you live because it`s the only one you`ll get.
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Honestly, I always feel jealous whenever you give someone the kind of attention that I want from you.
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