Like if: Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages.
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Facebook status
Dear Low battery, Meet your worst nightmare. Sincerely, Charger.
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The really sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip, so you send in a recon chip in and that chip breaks too.
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Newton`s Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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I`m not saying I`m batman but answer me this, have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?
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There are five types of fear.
1. terror
2: panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
1. terror
2: panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
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How many Mexícans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they`re done.
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Turn ons: Free shipping.
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vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions
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Like if you also have that one friend who doesn`t keep secrets.. :)
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