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That awkward moment when Kim Kardashian`s un-born child is already more famous than you.
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That awkward moment when everyone has to wait for the party to start because Kesha`s late.
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That awkward moment when the teacher asks for volunteers, and you accidentally make eye contact.
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What do you mean I don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!
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Did you know ?
Men`s shirts have the buttons on the right while women`s shirts have the buttons on the left.
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Did you know? Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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If you had one billion dollars and spent $10,000 every day, it would take 275 years for you to spend it all.
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Spongebob: "What if I break your trust someday?"

Patrick: "Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice."
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Takes picture, *delete* Takes picture, *delete* Takes picture...YESSS finally! The perfect one!
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Dear Facebook, you should feel special. I`m always choosing you over sleep.
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