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Most of life`s important decisions are either made in the shower or late at night when an individual is unable to sleep.
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Psychological Fact: The person you care about the most is usually the person who you`ll allow to hurt you the most.
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Before going to bed, 87% people count how many hours of sleep they`re going to get.
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“HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!†Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
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The funniest thing about this status, is that by the time you realize that it doesn`t say anything, it`s too late for you to stop reading it.
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If it wasn`t for Twitter, we`d all be on Facebook refreshing our pages every 2 minutes, wishing for new notifications..
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That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one.
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That awkward moment when you get a little too emotional while watching The Blind Side.
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That awkward moment when your mood swings more than a kid at recess.
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That awkward moment when you`re given a chocolate and you can`t eat it because it immediately melts on your fingers because you`re that hot.
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