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I spend more time looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching one.
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Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world
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Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
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Happiness will never come to those who don`t appreciate what they already have.
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I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test.
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They say "don`t drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I`m a badass.
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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I can`t sleep unless the room is cold ❄
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Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest & quickest ways to get things done.
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A relationship will never happen if you don`t work to make it.
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