Woman gives birth: Woman: I think I`ll name her Sara.
Doctor: I`m sorry, but that name`s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
Doctor: I`m sorry, but that name`s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
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That awkward moment when you sit on the remote control and get freaked out because you think a ghost has just turned on the TV.
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Trying to type the lyrics to a song at the same time they’re being sung is like a race for life.
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That awkward moment when you see that your friends have done something without you.
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It`s kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager.
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Oh your Twitter account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
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That awkward moment when your really hungry and you eat as fast as you can so your jaws starts hurting but you can`t stop.
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"Nothing is easier than fault finding." - Og Mandino
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Girls are sensitive, they overthink every little thing and they care way more than they should, but that’s what makes their love so strong.
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The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and parrot.
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