Big butts in women indicate fertility.
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Facebook status
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." - Oscar Wilde
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What iPhones
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I can`t wait for bonfires, football games, & oversized sweatshirts
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I have time for:
• Twitter
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That awkward moment when you text somebody and they text back "Who is this?"
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That awkward moment when your parents act more immature than you in an argument.
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That awkward moment when you have to pee badly but are way too lazy to get up, so just sit there enduring the pain.
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LIKE IF: I don’t even try to stay up till 2am now it just happens.
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How do you expect me to ask strangers for a job I can’t even ask my friend’s mom for a glass of water.
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