*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
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Facebook status
It simply amazes me how annoying some people can be in 140 characters or less.
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If I see an Apple store getting robbed, does that make me an iWitness?
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My new voicemail: "If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me."
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Did you know?
An ostrich`s eye is bigger than its brain.
An ostrich`s eye is bigger than its brain.
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Did you know? There’s a type of jellyfish that lives forever.
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If you`re looking for perfection, you`ll be looking forever.
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Did you know?
Bugs Bunny was originally called "Happy Rabbit."
Bugs Bunny was originally called "Happy Rabbit."
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85% of people say “I’m tired” when they’re really just upset.
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There is a book titled “Everything Men Know About Women” - It is filled with about 100 blank pages.
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