A recent survey in the US asked if people thought there were too many immigrants.
17% said: Yes.
83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Inglés.
17% said: Yes.
83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Inglés.
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If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Just drove by a treehouse with a sign saying “Girls Allowed.” I`m curious to see how the treehouse community handles this paradigm shift.
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nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street.
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*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
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Did you know?
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
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wanting to change your profile picture but not having any decent photos to use.
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A Mosquito landed on my friend`s face.... Easiest decision of my life!
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In alcohol’s defense, I`ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.
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I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I`m delicious but damn...
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