When you offer someone food and they decline "MORE FOOD FOR ME".
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Facebook status
I`m 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow.
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I need a phone with 1000% battery life.
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I`ve been using Google for like 12 years and I have no idea what the "I`m Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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(1) Vodka is made from potatoes.
(2) Potatoes are vegetables.
(3) Vegetables are good for you.
You`re welcome.
(2) Potatoes are vegetables.
(3) Vegetables are good for you.
You`re welcome.
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Reasons to Date Me:
No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have...
No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have...
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Never go at the First Call of "Come dinner is ready" It is a TRAP for you to set the Table.
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I don`t regret my past, I just regret the time I`ve wasted with the wrong people.
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why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 am to come here
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I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke
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