Like if you also have two sneezes the prince charming sneeze and the death metal sneeze
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How am i meant to control my life ?
I can’t even control my hair.
I can’t even control my hair.
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If you can Like this with your bottom lip then you`re a good kisser!
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The best way to change a woman’s mind is to agree with her.
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Boy: My Father`s name is LAUGHING and my Mother`s name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that`s my brother. I am JOKING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that`s my brother. I am JOKING.
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You can`t make somebody love you... You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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I wish all of my friends and i could all just live together in a huge mansion when we get older instead of everyone splitting up.
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I don`t understand why parents get mad at their kids for staying up late especially when they`re not going to school like who is it harming?
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I can’t watch a Ryan Gosling movies without imagining someone trying to feed him cereal.
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If a man says you`re ugly, he`s being mean.
If a woman says you`re ugly, she`s envious.
If a little kid says you`re ugly, you`re ugly.
If a woman says you`re ugly, she`s envious.
If a little kid says you`re ugly, you`re ugly.
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