You can`t change the one you love. You`re not supposed to.
-unknown
Facebook status
you text me, i respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i`m still waiting for a response
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If you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore.
-unknown
Don’t ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. ❤
-unknown
Being someone`s first may be great, but being someone`s last is perfect.
-unknown
Sitting in a exam and all you can think of is song lyrics.
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Me: I`ll do it at 7PM..... Time: 7:02PM..... Me: Oops too late gotta wait till 8 now.
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I`m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description.
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In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation. They`ll have parents who know how to check browsing history.
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Deodorant \o/.
No deodorant ~\o/~.
No deodorant ~\o/~.
-unknown