When a guy wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
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I`m more excited to see Finding Dory than most little kids.
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That awkward moment when you forget how to spell a really easy word.
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have you ever liked someone so much you started hating them
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What do you mean we have nothing in common?
We both think I’m funny.
We both think I’m funny.
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In science class = 1% Learning. 99% Thinking about how people found out all of this stuff..
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I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child`s room as a science project he got a C- on.
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When I was kid I always wanted a tree-house. ....who am I kidding? I still want one!
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Whenever I paint my fingernails the polish lasts for 4 days but when I paint my toenails It lasts for like 5 years I don`t understand
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Saying you`ll wake up EARLY to get something done... then when you wake up, convincing yourself it`s not important..
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