Facebook status
Me in 2009: "I must like every single page on facebook."
Me in 2012: "I must unlike every single page on facebook."
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Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.
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Did you know? Put a piece of bread in your cookie container to keep them soft.
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How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps:
1. Take a picture of her.
2. Don`t show it to her.
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White girls will dance with anybody in the club. black girls don`t play they`ll flash their cell phone in your face to see what you look like :)
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd one`s for you!
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"I think I`ll miss you forever like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies" - Lana Del Rey
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LIKE if you hate it when you can`t fall asleep because you have so much on your mind.
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Life`s like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs. Sometimes it seems dangerous, but it`s totally worth experiencing.
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there`s absolutely nothing like a "I know you`re still asleep but text..."
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