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					 Me in 2009: "I must like every single page on facebook." 
Me in 2012: "I must unlike every single page on facebook."					
					
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					 Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.					
					
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					 Did you know? Put a piece of bread in your cookie container to keep them soft.					
					
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					 How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 
1. Take a picture of her. 
2. Don`t show it to her.					
					
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					 White girls will dance with anybody in the club. black girls don`t play they`ll flash their cell phone in your face to see what you look like :)					
					
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					 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd one`s for you!					
					
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					 "I think I`ll miss you forever like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies" - Lana Del Rey					
					
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					 LIKE  if you hate it when you can`t fall asleep because you have so much on your mind.					
					
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					 Life`s like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs. Sometimes it seems dangerous, but it`s totally worth experiencing.					
					
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					 there`s absolutely nothing like a "I know you`re still asleep but text..."					
					
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