Hug her from behind. Girls love that.
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Facebook status
My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
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Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think "wow"
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In boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills.
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"Was that lightning?"
Nooo... they`re taking pictures for google earth.
Nooo... they`re taking pictures for google earth.
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Nothings more frightening than flushing the toilet and see the water rise till the top.
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Girl: "New year, new me. "
Me: "I`m pretty sure you`re still the same bitch you were at 11:59 -12:01"
Me: "I`m pretty sure you`re still the same bitch you were at 11:59 -12:01"
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Smiles are contagious! :)
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Facebook status: "I`m done with this shit!"
Me: "Did you wipe?"
Me: "Did you wipe?"
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I can`t promise that things will be perfect, but I swear I`ll never leave
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