That awkward moment when someone is talking to you and you can`t remember their name.
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"Know yourself. Be yourself." - Toy Story
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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My cooking skills are so good, the smoke detectors cheer me on.
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The truth is, you don`t lose friends. As life goes on, you just find out who was always there for you and who wasn`t.
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Never call a girl fat. Even if you`re joking. cause once you`ve said that, she will remember it for the rest of her life.
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I wish I could go on a shopping spree where i`m the only one in the shopping mall and everything i wanted was free.
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If I`m texting you first, you`re doing something right. Or you`re hot.
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Will you remember me in 10 years?
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Here`s to the kids who know the difference between they`re, there and their.
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