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when a girl changes in front of you
(a) she likes you
(b) your level 99 friend zone
(c) she`s pretty sure your gay
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Life isn`t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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Time to sing this again: wake me up when september ends.
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LIKE this if your NO LONGER friends with someone you ONCE called your "BESTFRIEND"
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I have a condition which prevents me from going on a diet...it`s called hunger.
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lets play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
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Like if you also wrote “sorry” at the bottom of a test...
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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
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I hear you`re good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
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"Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience." - Denis Waitley
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