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In a public restroom, the stall closest to the door is usually the cleanest because it is the least used.
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Accidentally erase something you just typed on your iPhone? To undo that, just shake it!
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The reason I`m single: Not forwarding those chain messages when I was 12.
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If you fighting for someone`s approval it means you don`t even approve of who you are
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"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." - Dale Carnegie
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Over 90% of people use music as a tool to escape problems in their lives.
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
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Based on my current rate of income, I estimate that I could retire comfortably about 143 years after my death.
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I can be in a room full of people, and you would still be the only person that can catch my eye.
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