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"I hate it how chocolate always melts on my fingers. I mean, am I really that hot?"
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Police: "Where do you live?" Me: "With my mom." Police: "Where does your mom live?" Me: "With me." #lol
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The only true failure is when you stop trying.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
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If two people are meant to be together, eventually they`ll find their way back.
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#ImSickOf people who think that the world revolves around them.
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Holding her hand in public, is just another way of saying you`re proud to have her.
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If you don`t fight for what you want, don`t cry for what you lost.
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When you really love someone, stupid conversations make sense.
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The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful.
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