if on the first day of school a kid says “present” instead of “here” during attendance u know they gonna be annoying ...
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Facebook status
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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I wish there was mini whales like 6 inch whales that u could put in a tank & own as pets like hey look at my pet whale that`d be great
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Imagine an entire room
and it’s all bed no floor,
just bed,
you roll too far to one side?
don’t worry,bed’s still there
all is bed.
and it’s all bed no floor,
just bed,
you roll too far to one side?
don’t worry,bed’s still there
all is bed.
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Some people want drugs, Some want alcohol. Honestly, I just want a nap...
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IDGAF = I don`t give away food
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LIKE IF you will charge your phone anywhere!
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Think of a number.
Double it.
Add eight.
Half it.
Minus the number you started with.
Close your eyes.... It`s dark, isn`t it?
Double it.
Add eight.
Half it.
Minus the number you started with.
Close your eyes.... It`s dark, isn`t it?
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I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
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#IHatePeopleWho take everything for granted.
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