You`re a piece of eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
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"My idea of Christmas is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” - Bob Hope
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i didnt get my parents anything for christmas because they already have me
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I told my girlfriend I`m attracted to Taylor Swift so she`d turn the radio off.
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I like girls with really long nails. Not for the look, but it makes it harder for them to text me every 5 minutes.
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Forbes magazine said Abercrombie and Hollister have been selling less. Duh, America is getting fat. Who can fit in that shit anymore?
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my grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder
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things that get me in like the first 30 seconds:
attractive voices
jaws doing the thing
a+ dressing sense
smelling good
attractive voices
jaws doing the thing
a+ dressing sense
smelling good
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I`d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
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In the deepest darkness of winter, we celebrate the triumph of light over dark, of dreams over the setbacks of the past. - Michael D Higgins
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