Texts that piss me off:
1. Yeah 2. Oh
3. Yup 4. Lol
5. Haha 6. K
7. Nope 8. Chillin
9. Naw 10. Send me a pic.
1. Yeah 2. Oh
3. Yup 4. Lol
5. Haha 6. K
7. Nope 8. Chillin
9. Naw 10. Send me a pic.
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Facebook status
running toward my dreams, tripped over reality and hit my head on the truth.
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Maturity comes with experience, not age.
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3 things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
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chocolate is made of cocoa which is made from plants. therefore chocolate = salad. :0)
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Me: I`m too full to eat anymore.
Food: Are you sure.
Me: No.
Food: Are you sure.
Me: No.
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Like if : phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
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It’s 2013 and i still can’t teleport to other countries to hang out with my internet friends is this some kind of joke ?
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When people ask me what`s the one thing I`d bring to a deserted island, I think its pretty obvious... a f**king boat.
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checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren`t paying attention.
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