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last name hungry, first name always
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10pm: time for bed.
11pm: time for bed.
12am: time for bed.
1am: time for bed.
2am: time for bed.
3am: time for bed.
4am: SH*T
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LIKE IF : Saying never mind when you’re just too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
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The scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up.
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Don`t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
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school is starting again and so are my tears.
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What most girls worry about:
- weight
- hair
- boobs
- looks
- makeup
- him
- clothes
- why he didn`t text back
- food
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I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
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*Playing a game for first time*
"Would you like to try the tutorial first?"
Me: "No"
*moments later*
Me: "How the hell do you play this?"
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When you text a girl:
1) Don`t take 3 hours to reply.
2) Be nice to her.
3) Ask Questions.
4) Always use a smiley face.
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