Roses are red...
Violets are red..
Tulips are red...
Bushes are red...
Trees are red...
Oh god my gardens on fire!
Violets are red..
Tulips are red...
Bushes are red...
Trees are red...
Oh god my gardens on fire!
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Facebook status
"Today is not my day" - everyday
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BRB = I don’t want to talk to you.
LOL = I have nothing else to say.
Cool = I don’t care.
LOL = I have nothing else to say.
Cool = I don’t care.
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Refreshing twitter every 5 mins without any reason.
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2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued..
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued..
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Less friends = less bullshit
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IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE.
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Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? Sincerely, Confused
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When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS.
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Accidentally ignores all of my friends for 6 weeks.
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