Sleep is my drug.
My bed is my dealer.
My alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.
My bed is my dealer.
My alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.
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Facebook status
I`m moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I`ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
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That depressing moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you...
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That awkward moment when you`re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
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My voice sounds great when I`m singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
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nipple is a bad word. say “sensitive chest raisin" instead.
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Can`t we just skip school and get to the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world.
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DREAM DATE:
take me to the mall,
give me $500,
leave.
take me to the mall,
give me $500,
leave.
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We should have Wi-Fi bracelets...
So you can wear them anywhere and have a Wi-Fi connection.
So you can wear them anywhere and have a Wi-Fi connection.
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That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.
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