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All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat.If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you...
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Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.
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The creator of Johnny Bravo, the creator of Powerpuff Girls, and the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory were all roommates in college
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People who easily and frequently blush are likely sign of them being a great lover.
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The roar of the T-Rex in the movie Jurassic Park, was made by combining the sounds by a baby elephant, an alligator and a tiger.
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In Singapore, there`s a "Hug Me" Coca-Cola machine which gives you a can of Coca-Cola every time you hug it.
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Iphone pictures will be of a better quality if you take the picture and then zoom in, instead of zooming in to take the picture
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There is actually a word for the day after tomorrow - Overmorrow.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Birthdays then: Look at all these presents!
Birthdays now: Look at all these notifications!
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