I fell for your personality, your looks are just a bonus.
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Good looks fade, good hearts remain forever.
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Many thoughts, many memories, just for one person.
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You know what really turns me on?
Unprotected.....WiFi.
Unprotected.....WiFi.
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It`s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
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I`m actually not that funny. I`m actually quite mean and people think I`m joking.
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me: *puts earphones in*
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Starbucks offers a size smaller than Tall: Short! Cheaper, and a much healthier size. Just ask the barista.
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When studying for exams, keep your phone far out of reach and hope laziness outweighs your boredom.
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If you think too much, you`ll end up creating a problem that wasn`t there in the first place.
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