When nothing goes right, go left.
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" Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you. " -The Little Mermaid
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Try applying your deodorant at night instead of the morning! It`ll be more effective and you`ll sweat less the next day.
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When camping, strap a head light to a gallon jug of water. The tent will fill with ambient light.
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I don`t care how old you are... when the ketchup bottle farts, it`s funny.
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when you know something doesn`t fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
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A psychological study confirms that the presence of beautiful women ignite stupid behavior in men.
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"You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once.
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Statistically speaking, women are safer drivers than men.
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I`m seriously so excited for haunted houses
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