So are you from Europe?
Because europiece of shít.
Because europiece of shít.
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, she gave birth to a legend.
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Impossible: Ordering from Subway without saying "ummm..."
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I need you. I want you. I love you... Food.
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There`s just something about you that I`m scared to lose because I know I won`t find it in anyone else.
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Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You`ll know what I mean.
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To save money, think of money as "hours of work" instead of just dollars.
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Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 3 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT
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Taking a quick nap after learning something new can solidify that memory in your brain
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Sometimes creating a little distance will help people recognize how much you actually mean to them.
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