"Who are we?"
"Women!"
"What do we want?"
"We don`t know!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"
"Women!"
"What do we want?"
"We don`t know!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"
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Facebook status
LIKE IF: Netflix needs some new stuff.
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What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phil Ming.
Phil Ming.
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My girlfriend is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Drake the type of nigga that`ll stop at red lights on GTA.
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A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right.
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Someone should tell Forest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates, it tells you exactly whats inside.
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Not to brag or sound like a superior being or anything, but I pee standing up.
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Do you ever just sit there and think “Why am I not rich"?
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"Look, officer, I`m not being a smartass. All I`m sayin` is if you caught me then you were speeding too.."
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