Am I the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
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Facebook status
What do you call a really fun, good looking girl? Taken.
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Being shared is basically saying "I feel you my nigga."
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Don`t lie, I know you have another pencil...
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Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So now I have two.
So now I have two.
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"I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"
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*Browsing Facebook*
*See`s bitchy status*
78 COMMENTS!
*Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good....
*See`s bitchy status*
78 COMMENTS!
*Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good....
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Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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Putting `official` in your twitter username to let your 34 followers know its the real you.
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