Facebook status

That awkward eye contact with somebody who used to mean the world to you.
-unknown
Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant, it`s called, "omelette you finish".
-unknown
Your nose is connected to your memory center, which is why smells trigger some of the most powerful memories.
-unknown
That`s nice honey = Mom`s version of `cool story bro.`
-unknown
That awkward moment when you`re kicking ass at Mario Kart, then you realize you`ve been watching the wrong screen.
-unknown
Like if : Greatest cartoon ever - Rocket Power.
-unknown
Like if: slow wifi is worse than no wifi at all..
-unknown
Everything I like is illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
-unknown
I LOVE U! ................((((,,
.......................¸,o¤°``°¤o,¸
......................(....©¸¸©....)
......................oOO—*—OOo
-unknown
I hate going out when my phone isn`t fully charged
-unknown