Did you know? A cat will almost never meow at another cat. Cats use this sound for humans.
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Money isn`t made out of paper, it`s made out of cotton.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know if you should say "today" or "tomorrow" after midnight.
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Nothing`s more expensive than a woman who is free on the weekend.
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That awkward moment when you forget how to spell a really easy word
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I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG"
like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
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Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
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Hello modelling agency??
yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
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Did you know? If birds could sweat, they wouldn’t be able to fly
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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