I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it for you.
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Facebook status
i need a part-time job that pays like $30,000 a week
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the difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone
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Everyone`s grandparents are a little bit racist.
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I don`t understand how some people can look good every day.
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LIKE IF: Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
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You must be a math problem because you’re difficult and annoying.
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shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
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If Facebook ever shuts down, you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming `Do you like this?!.. DO YOU?`
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my past is my past, I`ve made mistakes but I have learned from them too.
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